-Cops can be in an intense firefight, yet no matter how many bullets fly or however many explosions occur (or how big they are), cops are never killed.
-If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into already knows the routine.
-All women (especially blonde white women) become incredibly clumsy and need to be pulled along by the man at the arm in horror films, even if the guy is a fat midget and the girl is an Olympic track star.
-Any car that crashes bursts into flames, even if it nicks the curb at 5 mph.
-White characters always survive the worst ordeals, even if the Black people in the film are survivalists and the Whites are a group of impossibly moronic teenagers.
-You can always park directly outside any building you enter into.
-Villains always explain their plan in detail.
-Cars that crash always burst into flames.
-In horror films, monsters always catch up to the victims, despite never exceeding the speed of a snail.
-Teachers and professors never finish class on time.
-All teenage girls are stuck-up, backbiting, over-dramatic pricks. Either that, or goths.
-Any job makes dads forget their son's Birthday(s).
-Epic speeches before any major battle turns the tide of the entire war.
-All foreigners, when all alone, prefer to speak English to each other.
-No matter how far you drive up on the sidewalk, Hollywood pedestrians have the world's best reactions, and always get out of the way in time.
-The most dangerous place to be at any given time is around a roadside fruit seller's cart.
-Movie henchmen have terrible accuracy.
