Ways to Annoy People

-Hum Legend of Zelda songs nonstop.
-Clip your lawn with scissors.
-Burp loudly in a serious interview.
-Play the tune to the Mario Kart star invincibility at full volume.
-Moonwalk out of a busy public restroom.
-Twitch nervously on a high class date.
-In a difficult college course, ask stupid questions and pretend to be mentally disabled. Repeat this for the whole semester. Then, pass the exam and the course both with an A+.
-Quote every line from every commercial. Ever.
-Ask people what gender they are.
-Wear a Klan outfit to a Kwanzaa event.
-At a club/prom/homecoming, do the chicken dance to a club song. Then, b-boy to slow dances.
-Have 'uncontrollable' bouts of sneezing around someone's food.
-Dress wacky/tacky throughout the school year. Then on 'Tacky Day', Dress normal.
-Punch a person in the stomach, then buy them ice cream.
-Clasp your hands over your ears when you're done talking to someone.
-Come into the office on a random day wearing a kilt and playing Scottish bagpipes.
-Take sexual slang literally (ex: when your woman is ready for you to 'eat her out', show up to bed with a knife and fork and a napkin tucked in your shirt).
-If you are sharing a dorm with other people, set your alarm to 4:15 AM to the tune "Barbie Girl". Hook up the phone to stereo speakers turned at full volume.
-Show up to award shows in yard clothes. Do your yard work in dress clothes.
-If you're a female who is a 'bad chick', fart loudly as you seductively walk past guys staring at you.
-When eating a disgusting meal, happily exclaim that it's terrible. When dining at a five-star restaurant, spit out the food and grimace, stating that 'it's the best meal you ever had'.