Friday, June 7, 2013

Things To Ponder

Which came first, the color orange or the fruit?

Why, in horror movies, do the people who are running from the threat inside a house go up the stairs instead of out the door?

Do dentists go to other dentists for their appointments?

Why do we put round sandwich meat on square bread?

Why is it called a building if its already built?

If a comedian is on stage telling jokes while sitting in a chair, is it still considered stand-up?

Do bald chefs have to wear hairnets?

If you steal a cooking pot from a guy named Jack, would you call it the jackpot?

Can you cry underwater?

Why is there braille on drive-up ATM's?

Why do you bend over when you "throw up"?

Would you need a silencer to shoot a mime?

Why do you get charged a fee for having "insufficient funds"?

If a normal person takes a difficult class, could you call them "mentally challenged"?

How would/did the ancient Egyptians cuss somebody out in hieroglyphics?

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